"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"
"Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people."
They were filming something while we were there! Maybe we will be in the background of some movie soon!
"Holy cow, it's the fire department!"